With National Signing Day just a few days away, friend of the blog Blake McCollum thought up an idea for normal people like you and I to tweet out what how they would announce their school if they were a 5 star recruit. The results were pretty impressive/hilarious. Here are the best of the #ifiwasa5star tweets from today:

@hadbrains (tweet)

#ifiwasa5star id go wwe style. Have coaches present, announce for TSUN & celebrate only to clothesline Freeze & high five Dan

@RWaldrop89 (tweet)

#ifiwasa5star I'd use @SBCoffeehouse's sign to announce my decision.

@DMacJr (tweet)

sky writing plane. parachute out after and let plane crash and burn on opposing school's campus. #ifiwasa5star

@Jeff_Walker1 (tweet)

(#ifiwasa5star) I would do some Kenny powers style video and pull the hat out of a watermelon I just chopped in half w/ sword

@michael_boler_ (tweet)

#IfIWereA5Star I would have a weird creature (octupus, spider, tiger) pick the hat for me

Great work ladies and gentlemen. All around.

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