FanPost

The Best of Today's #ifiwasa5star Tweets

With National Signing Day just a few days away, friend of the blog Blake McCollum thought up an idea for normal people like you and I to tweet out what how they would announce their school if they were a 5 star recruit. The results were pretty impressive/hilarious. Here are the best of the #ifiwasa5star tweets from today:

@hadbrains (tweet)

id go wwe style. Have coaches present, announce for TSUN & celebrate only to clothesline Freeze & high five Dan

@RWaldrop89 (tweet)

I'd use 's sign to announce my decision.

@DMacJr (tweet)

sky writing plane. parachute out after and let plane crash and burn on opposing school's campus.

@Jeff_Walker1 (tweet)

(#ifiwasa5star) I would do some Kenny powers style video and pull the hat out of a watermelon I just chopped in half w/ sword

@michael_boler_ (tweet)

I would have a weird creature (octupus, spider, tiger) pick the hat for me

Great work ladies and gentlemen. All around.

Enjoy this post?

You can write posts exactly like this (Fanpost) or share pictures (Fanshot), videos links, etc. yourself if you sign up as a member of For Whom the Cowbell Tolls. So sign up, leave your cool posts, pics, etc. and comment on all of our fair to mediocre blogging posts.

FanPosts are just that; posts created by the fans. They are in no way indicative of the opinions of SBN and the authors of For Whom the Cowbell Tolls.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join For Whom the Cowbell Tolls

You must be a member of For Whom the Cowbell Tolls to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at For Whom the Cowbell Tolls. You should read them.

Join For Whom the Cowbell Tolls

You must be a member of For Whom the Cowbell Tolls to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at For Whom the Cowbell Tolls. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker