NCAA Tournament Bracket - A winner's selection guide

Don't worry, coach, we've got the answers to all your bracket selection questions right here. - Jason Szenes

Using an advanced algorithm including science, statistics, mathematics, and just plain ole women's intuition, thecristilmethod has put together what he believes to be the perfect system for picking winners in your bracket.

Finally, march madness is here. But, more importantly, the time to fill out your brackets is here.

What's that you say? You stink at filling out brackets? No fear, my friend! Finally you can stop laying stuffed mascots on the floor and seeing which one your dog chooses. No longer will you have to ask your girlfriend which coach is hotter. No longer will you have to be ashamed of the methods by which you pick the winners in your bracket(s).

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NCAA Bracket Selection

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*None of these statements are true.

warning: this product is not intended to cure, treat, or prevent any symptoms of badbracketchoiceosis. Ladies, this selection guide is also not a fool-proof way to get your boyfriend out of his $500,000 gambling debt. This bracket selection guide is prohibited in the states of Missouri and Alaska. This guide somehow just helped Alabama claim another national championship in football. Step four of this guide is void where the player in question is Marshall Henderson. Side effects of this selection guide include nausea, increased paranoia, manic depressive spells, and rickets. This selection guide is copyrighted under the nananapoopoo-i-wrote-it-first act of 1999.

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