We need more watch lists

Mike Zarrilli

July usually means its college football watch list season, of which there seem to be a thousand. But I say more, we need more watch lists! So here's a few more than don't exist but should.

Coach of the Year Watch List

  • Nick Saban

Watch of the Year Watch List

  • Fossil
  • Citizen
  • Bulova
  • Those knockoffs at the mall that you like

Color of the Year Watch List

  • Orange
  • Oranje
  • Blue
  • Red
  • Green
  • Magenta

Watchmen Watch List

  • Night Owl
  • The Comedian
  • Doctor Manhattan
  • Rorschach
  • The Ying Yang Twins

Watch This Watch List

  • Jumping off a roof into a pool
  • Jumping a rail on a skateboard
  • Talking to an older woman

Movie of the Year Watch List

  • Anything not Transformers

Long Snapper of the Year Watch List

  • Jim Longsnapperson
  • Bill Pullsleft
  • Sebastian Janisnapski

College football fan of the year Watch List

  • All of you

Johnny Manziel Headline Keywords Watch List

  • Parties
  • Heisman
  • Cleveland
  • Partied
  • Picture With ____

College Sportswriter Watch List

  • EDSBS
  • 3 guys named Dan
  • 2 guys named Bill

Bowl Watch List, presented by Hertz

  • All of them

You're So Vein, You Probably Think This Watch List is About You Watch List

  • Clay Travis
  • Justin Beiber
  • 15 Wall Street Bankers
  • The Jersey Shore cast

Use of Slideshows Watch List

  • Bleacher Report
  • Weddings

Accusing your rival of cheating Watch List

  • Alabama (you're right)
  • Arkansas
  • Auburn (you're right)
  • Florida
  • Georgia
  • Kentucky
  • LSU
  • Ole Miss
  • MSU
  • Missouri
  • South Carolina
  • Tennessee
  • Texas A&M
  • Vanderbilt
  • UCLA (you're right)
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