BREAKING: Jonathan Holder might shave his hair/face

News comes to MSU that could be potentially devastating, if it comes to fruition - USA TODAY Sports

We've received devastating news from the Cape Cod Summer League with regards to Kenny Powers' intimidating mane.

Dear Coach Cohen [stop]

We've received some potentially earth shattering news from the Cape [stop]

It appears that our beloved closer, Jonathan Holder, has given promise to shave his Kentucky waterfall [stop]

if his summer league team, the Wareham Gatemen, win every game for the rest of the summer [stop]

These are truly trying times in the Bulldog kingdom [end]

[h/t @valleyshook]

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