Twitter can be confusing. I mean, half the people on there don't even attempt to spell correctly, while the rest don't know that *their* not doing it right. Add to that those dagum emojis, and you have yourself quite a confusing time if you're a 75-year-old man fresh inside from some good lawn yelling and wanting to follow recruiting in the final days leading up to National Signing Day.
Well no fear, good southern elderly man! We have created the definitive* emoji listing here for you for the 14 SEC schools (*this list is so far from definitive that we may get sued for associating the two).
(thanks to @pom5 for the idea!)
Tide fans and recruits can also use the
|The Razorbacks also have a plethora of options, like baby pig and full sized pig, but the razorback is pretty definitive for Bert's gang.
|Where we didn't list Alabama or Arkansas' color emoji combos above, they are listed here because I see them used more interchangeably for Auburn with the Tiger than with the other schools.
|Same note here for Florida as for Auburn: color combo as well as a gator. Probably the least wimpy-looking animal emoji so far.
Georgia also boasts a color combo as well as an animal emoji, which is also our first "awwww" emoji on the list. If you're looking to intimidate someone with an emoji (which, why would you be?), this ain't the emoji you're looking for.
|Coincidentally, these are these last two colors and shapes you see before you're blinded by 1,000 5* 18-year-olds dunking basketballs on your favorite team simultaneously.
|Sorry LSU: you and Mizzou basically have the same emoji set, unless someone comes up with a "Les Miles in Home Depot telling an attendant "I asked for paisley", or a giant man stirring a gumbo pot shirtless.
|This is the only one I've seen for Ole Miss, and yes I am the rare rival fan who can resist putting the cash emoji for them as well. #bears #cheatin
|State boasts the paw prints as well as the cute dog face, which is also the face we showed LSU for a decade plus before last year.
|Sorry Mizzou, you get the same as LSU.
|South Carolina has the two chicken options, and you could always go with the baby options, maybe if you're a 13-year-old recruit announcing for USCe.
|These are probably pretty familiar to most of you, since Tennessee is signing approximately 362 recruits on Wednesday.
Texas A&M, I honestly had no clue what to put here for y'all. If there are better options out there for you, please let me know and I'll put those here. They apparently don't have a swagcopter emoji, which is disappointing. (UDPATE: I was told you guys like the thumbs up)
|Get it, Vandy? Anchor down. Again, if there are better options, let me know.