Peter Sirmon’s Defense is so Bad That It’s Giving Up Touchdowns to Squirrels

Peter Sirmon is a defensive coordinator. He is a defensive coordinator that coached at Mississippi State. His defense was not very good last year. It ended up being ranked 93rd in the nation. That’s not good. That’s not good at all.

Mississippi State fans aren’t too fond of him. Mostly because we don’t like seeing our defense gashed constantly. It’s not exactly a fun pastime, if we’re being totally honest.

And now, Peter Sirmon is coaching over at Louisville. He’s their defensive coordinator right now. And through 3 weeks, Louisville’s defense is not good. They’re ranked 116th in the nation. That’s not good. That’s not good at all.

(Mississippi State is ranked 6th so far, thanks to Todd Grantham).

But, you want to know just how bad Peter Sirmon’s defenses are?

THEY’RE BEING SCORED ON BY SQUIRRELS

THAT’S RIGHT

A SQUIRREL SCORED A TOUCHDOWN ON PETER SIRMON’S DEFENSE

SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE THIS SCORED ON LOUISVILLE:

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THEY LET A SMALL CRITTER SCORE ON THEM

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Shoutout to Justin Strawn of For Whom the Cowbell Tolls fame who made me aware of this wonderful fact.