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Reasons Why Louisiana Tech is the Worst

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Puppet love, nudity, and 3rd and 93 all happened in Ruston. I googled a lot and couldn’t find a lot. If LA Tech was not a thing...no one would miss it.

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  • 3rd and 93.
  • Louisiana natives are ultra sensitive. I wrote a story about LA-Lafayette earlier this year. The fans took it personally. I have received numerous personal attacks. I guess my sarcasm has fallen on deaf ears in Louisiana. Here’s to LA Tech fans being thicker skinned.
  • LA Tech is located in Ruston, LA. Enough said. Look at that super cute little stadium!
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  • Trace Adkins advocates for puppet love. The former LA Tech walk on never even played a down. He’s burly, talks slow, is not talented. I’d say this man is indicative of the average Louisianian.

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  • LA Tech and Ruston, LA are so blah. Sorry that this story wasn’t as long as my others. Frankly I couldn’t find much about Louisiana Tech. Ruston is not fun, cool, or hip. LA Tech doesn’t have anything really worth mentioning. Please tell me why Ruston is a place.
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