Shaquille O’Neal

If I was 7 feet tall and weighed 350 pounds, I’d be just as talented.

Corn Dogs

Still not entirely sure how corn dogs and LSU came to be a thing, but you can’t mention LSU and not think of corn dogs.

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Colonel Reb is Cryin’

Before O the Coach was reppin’ the LSU gold he wore Ole Miss red and blue. This will forever be internet gold.

Troy has a winning streak vs. LSU.

Southeast Alabama juggernaut Troy has decimated LSU in this narrow rivalry.

Joe Burrow, career backup QB

Joe was a backup at Ohio State. He’ll be a backup in the NFL. This is just an aberration.

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