The Aggie Male Cheerleaders are the best athletes at Kyle Field.

Texas A&M boys dress up like 1950s milk men and show grown men how to yell. Sounds like a blast.

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The 12th man is an overrated “tradition.”

They wrap their arms around each other, sway back and forth, and yell loudly. It’s not special.

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The Aggies are rich but stupid.

Texas A&M football is the most profitable team in the country. However, since the Aggies joined the SEC they have averaged 8.5 wins per year. So much for that extra revenue. What are they doing with their money? They’re wasting it on needless stadium improvements and an overrated coach.

College Station = Waco

Texas A&M is in College Station, Texas. College Station is an hour and a half from Waco, Texas. Therefore, in my mind, they’re pretty much the same place. Thank you Texas for my two favorite people. Hey Aggies, next time you need to renovate your stadium to hold 60,000 because of poor football and declining attendance, call Chip and Joanna. I just love that farmhouse feel. Hope you like shiplap!

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Johnny Football belongs in the Memphis Express Hall of Fame

He’s No. 2 on your charts but No. 1 in your hearts. Johnny Football killed it when he was a member of the Memphis Express. Good luck leading the team next year. #AllAboard #TakeFlight

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Mississippi State owns Texas A&M

Mississippi State has beaten Texas A&M four out of the last five times, including the last three. The Bulldogs are also 7-5 all-time versus the Aggies. I like how we can count on this win pretty much every year.

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