Minnesota Gophers

Poor Minnesota Gophers. They didn’t get College Gameday to come. They have an 11 a.m. kickoff. It’s been four years since their last sellout. They are the lowest-ranked undefeated team. The committee has them ranked behind a two-loss Kansas State team. What a sad football program for a pathetic fanbase. Also, the Gophers are getting boat raced by Penn State on Saturday. They just don’t know what’s about to happen.

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Florida State Seminoles

How the mighty have fallen. What was once a proud program is now a dismal shell of itself. The Seminoles better hire the right guy. I have a feeling they’re going to blow it. I hope they hire the wrong Stoops brother.

Arkansas Razorbacks

Arkansas is the definition of a dumpster fire. Chad Morris has run this program even further into the ground. Last week, Mississippi State, arguably the second or third worst team in the division, destroyed the Razorbacks in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Now the Razorbacks want to rehire Bobby Petrino. God Bless Them.

University of Central Florida

It’s done. We can stop talking about UCF. The Knights suck. They’re the eighth-best team in the AAC.

Florida Gators

Megan Mullen is still kissing players on the mouth. And it’s still weird.

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Ole Miss Landsharks/Black Bears/Rebels

Make Ole Miss Great Again. Remove the Landshark.