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BREAKING: Jonathan Holder might shave his hair/face

We've received devastating news from the Cape Cod Summer League with regards to Kenny Powers' intimidating mane.

By cristilmethod
News comes to MSU that could be potentially devastating, if it comes to fruition
News comes to MSU that could be potentially devastating, if it comes to fruition
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Dear Coach Cohen [stop]

We've received some potentially earth shattering news from the Cape [stop]

It appears that our beloved closer, Jonathan Holder, has given promise to shave his Kentucky waterfall [stop]

if his summer league team, the Wareham Gatemen, win every game for the rest of the summer [stop]

These are truly trying times in the Bulldog kingdom [end]

[h/t @valleyshook]

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