We do want Bama! No, we aren't like those formerly daring Ducks to the northwest. We want Bama, but in a different sport. After all, the sign doesn't say "WE WANT BAMA IN FOOTBALL". So why can't we specify a different sport? We definitely don't want them in gymnastics, football, or softball, but I might take my chances in any others, but definitely baseball.
WE WANT BAMA... just in the spring (can we please cancel this weekend's game and just play four baseball games y'all?)