Next week we'll start breaking down the SEC by position units, but before we get to that here's a little something to get acquainted with the best names in the conference.
OFFENSE:
The quarterback's name is Ace and the left tackle sounds like a warrior that can turn into a mountain. What's not to love about this squad?
| POS | Name | School |
| QB | Ace Fierro | Texas A&M |
| RB | Dee Hart | Alabama |
| RB | Alfred Blue | LSU |
| WR | Rantavious Wooten | Georgia |
| WR | Dorial Green-Beckham | Missouri |
| TE | Brettain Urbanowski | Texas A&M |
| OL | Cyrus Kouandjio | Alabama |
| OL | Tyler Mt. Joy | Ole Miss |
| OL | Tunde Fariyike | Auburn |
| OL | Ben Benton | Arkansas |
| OL | Kyler Kerbyson | Tennessee |
DEFENSE:
Mister Cobble sounds like character from a Disney film and another player's last name is a prison weapon.
| POS | Name | School |
| DL | Jadeveon Clowney | S. Carolina |
| DL | Mister Cobble | Kentucky |
| DL | A'Trey-U Jones | LSU |
| DL | Polo Manukainiu | Texas A&M |
| LB | Cassanova McKinzy | Auburn |
| LB | Deontae Skinner | MSU |
| LB | Kentrell Brothers | Missouri |
| DB | Chief Brown | Ole Miss |
| DB | Sharrod Golightly | S. Carolina |
| DB | Ha Ha Clinton-Dix | Alabama |
| DB | Garrett Shank | S.Carolina |
SPECIAL TEAMS:
These just fit.
| POS | Name | School |
| P | Baker Swedenburg | MSU |
| K | Max Strong | Kentucky |
| SN | Kyle Crofoot | Florida |