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This Couldn't Have Happened To A Better Guy...

Current Baltimore Raven and former Alabama player Le 'Ron McClain spit in Channing Crowder's face today.  Immediately afterward Crowder became so upset that he decided it would be a good idea to fight the entire Baltimore Raven offense.  It was wonderful.  For the record, McClain said Crowder is lying about the entire thing.

 I know what you're thinking, and you are correct.  Yes, its true, I am still bitter about Crowder's comments about State linebacker Chris White. 

Now, don't get me wrong.  Folks, I'm not advocating spitting on people.  Come on, give me some credit.  I'm merely advocating spitting on Channing Crowder.  I think that from now on November 7th should be Spit On Channing Crowder Day. 

If you still don't find any humor in this story, here are Crowder's comments after the game:

"Le 'Ron McClain spit in my face,"Crowder said of the Ravens' Pro Bowl fullback out of Alabama.  "That's some real ho' s--, so if you talk to him tell him he's a ho'. If he ever comes to Miami, he's got to see me."

That's right, he called McClain a 'ho.  But he wasn't finished there.  When he was asked if the officials saw what happened, here was his response:

"They said they didn't see it," Crowder said. "Then they said something about they let Karlos Dansby get away with a facemask before. Who the f-- cares? I just got spit in my face. I don't give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody's facemask.

"Like they didn't see Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. No, no, they say, "Aaah." Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank. Who's the blind girl? Helen Keller, then. I don't know who Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. I'm not as swift as I usually am."

What an idiot.  I bet Chris White knows who Anne frank is.

  Below is the video, but be warned...there is cursing...