in this farce Uga will be narrated by James Earl Jones. Bully will be narrated by Zach Galifianakis.
Bully picks up his Samsung Galaxy II and dials Uga's number.
Bully: Uggz, whats up man?
Uga: Oh, hello Bully. I was just about to call you. I am making preparations for our hanging out this weekend. Are the girls coming with you this weekend to Athens?
Bully: I thought the bitches were already there? (bitches snicker in the background)
Uga: (sighs...) Bully, how many times have I told you although there are technically bitches, we shouldn't call them that. We should call them girls/ladies/women.
Bully: Whatever dude. Hey anyways I wanted to ask you what time we hitting the bars Saturday?
Uga: well you do know we have to be at the field for the game at 10. game should be over by 3.
Bully: ... Dude, what??? You've got to be kidding me! (laughs) I haven't actually attended a game in 3 years! I had the engineering department build a robotic Bully for gameday. Shoot son when games are going on I'm in the Junction with a Jack-n-Coke and a fine Cuban Cigar #yalllifestyle
Uga: Well, although I only believe about 10% of that Bully, don't you still think we should show up to the game for a little while, give the fans our best?
Bully: HA! Hell no Uga dude last time I was at Sanford Stadium 3 fat chicks in the front row were sizing me up like I was a juicy jumbo. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. Besides, I hear Corey Smith was playing at nooner somewhere downtown so yeah, that's where i will be.
/begins singing
Bully: if i could do it again, how about you.....
Uga: (shakes head) BULLLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Bully screeches tires, throws out beer cans
