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2013 SEC All-Name Team

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The best names in SEC football this season.

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Next week we'll start breaking down the SEC by position units, but before we get to that here's a little something to get acquainted with the best names in the conference.

OFFENSE:

The quarterback's name is Ace and the left tackle sounds like a warrior that can turn into a mountain. What's not to love about this squad?

POS Name School
QB Ace Fierro Texas A&M
RB Dee Hart Alabama
RB Alfred Blue LSU
WR Rantavious Wooten Georgia
WR Dorial Green-Beckham Missouri
TE Brettain Urbanowski Texas A&M
OL Cyrus Kouandjio Alabama
OL Tyler Mt. Joy Ole Miss
OL Tunde Fariyike Auburn
OL Ben Benton Arkansas
OL Kyler Kerbyson Tennessee

DEFENSE:

Mister Cobble sounds like character from a Disney film and another player's last name is a prison weapon.

POS Name School
DL Jadeveon Clowney S. Carolina
DL Mister Cobble Kentucky
DL A'Trey-U Jones LSU
DL Polo Manukainiu Texas A&M
LB Cassanova McKinzy Auburn
LB Deontae Skinner MSU
LB Kentrell Brothers Missouri
DB Chief Brown Ole Miss
DB Sharrod Golightly S. Carolina
DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Alabama
DB Garrett Shank S.Carolina

SPECIAL TEAMS:

These just fit.

POS Name School
P Baker Swedenburg MSU
K Max Strong Kentucky
SN Kyle Crofoot Florida