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WARNING: DO NOT STARE AT THE NEW MSU HELMET

Do not fall into the same trap that I have, friends.

By cristilmethod
Mississippi State University | Facebook.com/HailStateFootball

I am here to warn you all: do not stare directly at the new MSU helmet.

So, I'm sitting in my office this afternoon, admiring the design of the new helmet.  I just couldn't look away. It was so beautiful, you know? Then, after about 15 minutes, I could have sworn that the helmet's eye started moving, like it was trying to put me under a trance or something.

Hypno Helmet

I started to feel funny, and then I blacked out. When I woke up, I had done the following:

  • Vigorously defended Adidas on all message boards
  • Yelled "ALL HAIL HYPNODOG" at a school bus full of children for 15 minutes; got arrested.
  • Written two blank checks to a Nigerian Prince.
  • Barked at two old ladies; took a leak on a fire hydrant.
  • BIT A COWBOY

Beware, and make sure you look away!

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