the couch, watching Harry Potter awaiting covid vaccination number 2.

An old joke came to mind, stolen from the brilliant parody of Lord of the Rings written by Harvard Lampoon by some of the folks who became the national lampoon.

Goodgulf, the wizard has led the Hobbits (Dildo, frito, Pepcid and I forget) to a river they must ford. Boroslax wades into the water and says, "Aye indeed this is a queer river" as it lapped at his thighs.