Again this week the top 5 in college baseball is SSS EEE CCC. A no hitter thrown by Vandy and then on Sonday Ole Miss and Auburn showed the world how to put up major offensive numbers. MSU took 2/3 from LSU at the Tiger den or whatever they call that god forsaken place. Alabama snuck up on Arky and won a game. Just an absolutely great weekend.

The tin foil brigade was out in force last weekend. I'm starting to believe my neighbor and all his conspiracy theories. He regaled me with stories of black helicopters when at that very moment the local hospital's medevac flew over. Quality entertainment from that point on. He hid out in my shed till we convinced him they were gone.

Bubba Earl, local bookie and numbers runner, decided he would start a new Blue Man group after watching You Tube and drinking a gallon of some of Kentucky's best windage. I told him body paint was for sissies and communists, that he needed to use oil based trim paint. Bubba Earl's wife called the police on me for causing him great bodily harm. Just because I suggested gasoline and turpentine to get the paint off. Can't even be helpful without everyone gettin their panties in a wad.

Looking forward to next Monday. If I'm not dead or still in jail, I'll give all the news that's fit to print.

Until next time heathens...................Shalom